Cool things about going to Las Vegas:

• Bellagio fountain show
• Blue Man Group!
• The Lion King
• being in a test audience for a TV pilot
  
• wax museum
• FAO Schwartz
• interactive light-up dance floors
• living statues
• HASH HOUSE A GO GO
  
• not getting carded the whole time I was there
  

Not so cool things about going to Las Vegas:

• avoiding people handing out sketchy cards
• expensive shopping
  
• being called a pimp because of a certain yellow jacket
• The Sirens of TI
  
• terrible traffic
• Elvises who "work on tips"
• no chess clubs, just strip clubs